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It was March 12, 2007. I had just finished working out in my den from doing abdominal crunches. It was approximately 12:43 a.m. There was a noise coming from my backyard, which startled me to the bone. I have two chow dogs back there and not for a second I thought that it was them. The noise sounded like a pig when it squeals and a barking dog when it's hurt and the spooky sound of a hyena. This lasted for more than 30 seconds after my workout. I'm a really huge guy, standing at 6'5" 310 lbs - nothing scares me easily.