I say isn't this a most wonderful gift from me?

Lately I hath had a few complaints that the people of Dorksville art unhappy with their king, so I decided to keep morale up by sending everybody a wonderful framed picture of yours truly! I did however stress that these pictures shouldn't be hung too near to the kitchens as the womenfolk will clearly be distracted by thoughts of my perfect God like body and will find it hard to concentrate on their womanly duties!